Donkey's been walking around with a 3 inch deep hole in chest. What?! I know!
I don't know how long he's been like that. Only noticed it because he was licking it, and licking it, and licking it.
This is a dog that hardly leaves my side. When did he have a chance to impale himself? And on what?
Don't know what's worse, from a dog's point of view - mysteriously impaling yourself, having to go the vet for a little minor surgery, or having to wear a ridiculous "Elizabethan Collar" and your owners laughing at you while they take your picture for the web.