Today I went into a department store
And I was amazed:
THEY HAD A CANDY COUNTER!
Just like the kind they had when I was a little boy
where you could buy chocolates and snow drops and licorice bites
by the pound.
A man (a security guard?) asked me why I was taking a photo of the counter.
He said he wanted to make sure I didn't work for Macy's.
Ha!
Since when did a candy counter become TOP SECRET stuff?
That is too funny, you candy spy, you.
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